Back on twitter yeah! Bilingual puns are awesome! I should learn Latin. 5 months ago
Is once again.... almost homeless.... 6 months ago
@MattHighton Hey Matt. Me and you Edinburg show 2010. Kung Fu - The legend lives on.... 6 months ago
@MattHighton It was a gig in Dulwich. A really weird gig. Have a look at my blog for a writeup. 7 months ago
Had pitch battles with an ex-standup comedian heckler during and after da gig. With 6 mths of exp I can safely say I have moral high ground 7 months ago
"comedy is my love. Death is my mistress......" 7 months ago
@philiphiggins How did the bat material went? Think it will be a winner in a 10 min set.... 7 months ago
@christonabike a guy that looks like a pikie. TBH him and his miss didnt laugh at any1 else. The other audience loved my stuff...... 7 months ago
got told "you NOT funny!!!" when a room full of people laughing. Huh? Dun let the door hit you in the ass on your way out...... 7 months ago
is not doing much. Time to get reacquaint with a few computer games.... 7 months ago
Great! Theres a mouse in my kitchen. Fuck Swine flu! Its old school bubonic plague!! 7 months ago
top gig tonight! Really top! Lovely crowd!! 7 months ago
@mturner76 at least it doesn't have the sanitize feel of the other star trek. The new Battlestar Galactica Ace them all!! 8 months ago
guilty pleasures: Star Trek - Enterprise is the most underrated Sci-fi series! You dunno what you missing ppl!!! 8 months ago
Why do they need Jeremy Kyle in UK? It just Jerry Springer with a different assent. Australia was fine just watching Jerry Springer! 8 months ago
