Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot (Who can’t speell)…….

September 27, 2009

Tomorrow just another Monday

Filed under: Daily blurb, Life of a Londoner, Life of a standup wannabe — villiageidioit @ 11:22 pm

Well not quite: Supposely work will be alot busier tomorrow which will mean I have to do some work. Oh well…..

But than tomorrow is also the Monthly Gong Show fo comedy store. I am not on the list for this month but I like to drop in and see if I can get on. Its supposed to be one of the most daunting show any new acts can do because they can get pretty harsh: but than again a gig is just another gig no matter what, only until you do it do you know what it feels like. Anyway its not a guarentee that I get on, will have to turn up early at 6:00p.m. to put my name down and see if they can put me on the bill.

Also went for an “audition” of a comedy competition today. I think I went well and  maybe even have a detail writeup on it later on. 

Enough on comedy. Its bedtime. :)

September 21, 2009

How often do you think about comedy in a day?

Filed under: Blogroll, Daily blurb, Life of a Londoner, Life of a standup wannabe — villiageidioit @ 1:24 pm

On any given day, my social conversation would resemble the following:

Me: “Blah Blah….*COMEDY*….Blah Blah…..*COMEDY COMEDY*….

Someone Else: “….*COMEDY*….*COMEDY* ….Blah Blah”

Me: “….*COMEDY*…..”

Its sad: It felt like I haven’t got a life. Just like the days when I like counter-strike, D&D and Warhammer; except back than the other guy would probably be fat, smelly and have sex just as often as me. No comedy is not a bad thing at all; It gets me out of the house, meet people and chance to talk shit with justification. It is however a thin line between hobby and an obession: I am toying with the idea of flying into Hong Kong and going straight from the airport to an Open Mic gig!

Anyway, 3 Sydney gigs are now lined up. Most of my standup friends will never gig at their hometowns, but than I am hardly a normal person.

September 13, 2009

Zero to a fraction more than zero

Filed under: Blogroll, Daily blurb, Life of a Londoner, Life of a standup wannabe — villiageidioit @ 9:08 pm

I enter this competition and did my 5 mins at one of the big UK comedy club Club_Name. (I won’t refer to it here by name just in case google has a hit) More on the experience later.

This week was a big week in terms of comedy gig. Wednesday I was booked for a 5 min spot for the new act night at the Comedy Cafe and my flatmate was there as well. Comedy Cafe is probably loveliest gig one will ever play to as a new comic: Its a proper comedy night in a proper comedy club with an accomplished compere. The night is dedicated to new acts like me and audiences are usually very receptive.  

On the night the room was packed with 100+ people and there were a few leaving do parties, it usually quite odd for the comedy night to begin with audience already drunk and starting to get a bit rowdy. I am on spot number one of the night and not quite a storming but done great! I have to say that drunk audiences is quite challenging to play: They do laugh easier but than again they also tended to heckle you, well……drunk and makes not much sense sometimes.

Now with the standup comp, I was given a 5 min at the “J” comedy club at Watford as part of the qualifier of the competition. It was part of their normal friday night lineup and I get to meet some of the regular comics on the  ”J” comedy club. The place runs a really “tight” ship. The night has to finish 10:30p.m. on the dot because the night club downstair pumps out their tune at the same time and the audiences of the comedy club was made up of people from the area who wants a bit of laugh before getting blind drunk and dancing the night away.

I was sloted after the openning act and did my 5 mins set in front of a room of 270 people. They laughed at parts of my set but the Stewart Lee joke of mine fell flat. One of the other comics pointed out that most of the audience of the night  are just your average friday night party crowd and comedy just incidental to them. Overall they been a good audience and gave me their full attention for the 5 mins. I heard stories where fights can broke out other times but none of that happened on the night.

I am not worried whether I made it to the next round or not, it was a great experience to play to a different type of room/audience than the one I used to. The more experience acts on the night really shows how different a “Pro” is to an “amaetur” like me. The other acts all did great to whip up the audience.  One observation I made is to a non “comedy” audience the simpler gags works better than say a story, surreal material is hard to pull off but physical comedy goes really well here along with anything thats loud and outrageous. I had fun playing in front of such a large crowd but I have to say that these people are not really “my” audience and my material will  needed to be re-written in order to play here again.

After the gig I did walked past 2 girls and they whisper and giggle to each other. When I do my routines usually 50% of the time will be laughing with me and 50% of the time audience will be laughing at me. I am sure tonight the ratio of people laughing at me probably was a bit higher. Does it matter if you are being laugh at? I dunno….. they are laughing aren’t they? Isn’t it part of my job to make them laugh? Might be painful if you found out the audience was laughing at you when you are expecting otherwise, but at the moment of my career I dun mind being the jester.

Met up with Phil and Anthea on saturday for Trudi’s leaving drink, its nice to catchup with my fellow comedians when I didn’t have a gig on.  We did tried to not talk about comedy and we succeed 40% of the time I think. Like Phil most of my friends I regularly see in London are comedians.  I am still running around booking gigs for my return trip back to Sydney! I really needed to spent sometime outside comedy!

September 5, 2009

The Edinburgh hangover

Filed under: Blogroll, Daily blurb, Life of a Londoner, Life of a standup wannabe — villiageidioit @ 3:05 am

North Bridge  

  Sitting here alone in the Edinburgh rental flat. All the other guys took the morning coach and heading back to London, I am taking a train in the afternoon. Went to bed at like 5:00a.m. but only managed to sleep 3 hours. If anything I think I am feeling the hangover of Edinburgh.

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 View overlooking our Edinburgh Flat 

 

The past 10 days went really really quickly, I think I spent in excess of £200 seeing anything from Stand-up to sketch show. All the shows I caught are only a fraction of whats on offer in Edinburgh, unless those shows have a year long run its hard to see everything in Edinburgh. In between I also done 9 gigs in the space of 10 days and learnt alot during those time.

I think the biggest pitfall for new comics is the mentality that to “make it” they needed to take a show to Edinburgh and things like fame and fortune will follow. This is far from the truth if anything anyone with such high expectations will most likely walked away disappointed.

Edinburgh is kind of like a “trade conference” for arts and comedy. Every artist/performers/comedians travel north every year to demo their wares to their potential audience. Problem is with such a large pool of talent to choose from its hard anyone to stood out from the rest of the crowd. Most performers will walk away from Edinburgh in the same place professionally as they first arrive (alas with alot less money) and only a few lucky ones will walk away from Edinburgh’s with potential deals.

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What the Fringe has to offer is opportunity to sharpen us up as performers. Its the only time of the calendar year where you can perform 30+ shows in front of an international audiences who are not acts like most normal open mics. This is the time you found out whether theres any clout behind the material, your stage craft and ability to improvise and deal with different situations as they arises. The Fringe is like a comedy pressure cooker: either you come out ruined or survived and become a better comedian.

I made it a point that this Fringe for me is more about learning comedy via watching and less about performing in front of audience. I seen more comedy in the last 10 days than my life: I was oblivious to the comedy circus before Edinburgh but luckily Anthony was at Edinburgh same time as I was and I ended up going to see alot of shows with him. See Anthony’s been in the comedy business for over 10 years and knows numerous acts and promoters alike. Its like having your very own personal comedy tour guide!!!

During the past 10 days I seen loads of stand-up/sketch acts/musical comedy. My favour by far is Brendon Burns, Terry Alderton, Pappy’s fun club and Adams and Rea. Especially Brendon Burns, my favour gag of the festival was watching Brendon Burns read from the back of a can and turning it into a “black cock”. Than he proceed to used that gag as a reply to his critics in the Times and Guardian and other media outlet. Many people will find Brendon’s material crass and offensive but to me hes an intellect wrapped in your ideal Australian “bloke”: never uptight, always say things the way they are and never afraid to give it to people straight.

I would like to see more acts that considered as alternative like Jim Jefferies and Kim Noble but its hard to find time between doing gigs and rest to see all the comedians you like to see.

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As for new comics like me and all my comedy circus friends, this Edinburgh is a big learning experience for all of them. Anthea, Alex, Milly and Tom teamed up to do an hour standup show during the festival. It was part of the Laughing Horse Free Festival which means that audiences “contribute” as much or as little as they like at the end of the show. I dun wanted to start a spill of Free  show vs paid show here on this blog, there are pitfalls associated with both format however this post is about my experience of Edinburgh.

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L to R: Tom, Anthea, ALex and Milly

The four of them only been doing standup for 9-12 months at best and for Edinburgh shows audiences can be some of the toughest audience you can play to. They were part of the Free Festival and in a relative convenient location the turn out for their show was quite good, they only have to pull one show due to poor attendance. The flipside is being “free” show means people from all walks of live can turn up to the show and generally have no idea of what to expect. Very much like the crowd Comedy Brewhouse gets: They like to see comedy but not 100% sure what the night is like because they never heard of the acts on the bill.

Gigs like this usually goes up and down : If you succeed in winning the audience than you will have a good gig. If you failed to win them than the whole night will be an uphill battle. In Tom/Anthea/Alex/Milly case it is complicated by the incompatibility of 5:25p.m. timeslots and Alex’s and Milly’s dark and ironic material. Let just say jokes of sex/self-harm/peedos usually not a feature of your average afternoon tea conversation.

Its good to see both Alex and Milly took the experience in strides and persevere. There is a niche for all style of comedy and it will be a shame to see them blunting their “edge” for the sake of winning over audiences. I remember someone told me once if they don’t like your material they not your audience anyway, fuck them!

Contrast to Anthea & Co, Shane and Denis been running their 2 men paid show at the Caves at a 9:30p.m. slot and going through a very similar experience: Shows gos up and down and some people loves the show while others walk out in disgust. Shane and Denis angle is fairly similar to Jim Jefferies: Denis is the mad Russian firebrand who like to rant and yell at his audience while. Shane is the smartass Australian who loved to call his audience “cunts”. Let just say if you like your comedy warm and fuzzy than look elsewhere.

Their comedy is very different to mine: either the audience loved their style of comedy or they will do their best to walk them out of their gigs. They will rather play to a small audience who loves them rather than seeing their show sold out on a regular basis. It takes “balls” to be an alternative standup comedian especially if you choose to do comedy as a full time job.

The point I am trying to make is whether you are edgy comedian with crass material like Jim Jefferies or the garden variety standup like Michael McIntyre or an ethnic comedian like Chris Rock or as surreal as someone like Harry Hill theres room for all style of comedy and we should embrace it all with open arms.

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So whats mine Edinburgh experience like? I am tired but have the best time! I learnt alot playing my 9 gigs and have alot of fun doing it! I also had one of the best gig since the Exhibit 8 months ago. It also felt good to die in my last gig in Edinburgh to give myself a reminder that I still have alot of work to do.

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Phil - Setting the room ablaze with fire with his high energy act!

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Yes, it is STAND UP!

Looking at my friends whos been doing show it also educated me about what it takes to run an Edinburgh show: The ability to flyer and promote yourself and your own show, ability to be dynamic and “read” the audience and ability to cop with the ups and downs of a month in Edinburgh and ability to manage to balance the number of your gigs so you dun become overloaded with gigs and have no downtime. It will be interesting to see who will still be in the comedy business after Edinburgh – I have a feeling that there will be a few familiar faces next year.

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Arthur’s on Saturday – Checkout Phil’s Reception!

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Coo Comedy and the Beta Males Picnic – I never stormed a night as hard as Coo!!

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Marc from comedy course who put on an hour show in Edinburgh as part of a £1 bet!!

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Sometimes you do forget theres more to Edinburgh than comedy!!

For me, I would love to take a 30 min show up to Edinburgh next year and make it to the “So you think you funny” final in 2010. I would also make sure to allow some downtime to catch a few shows and some down time. I will also have to make it a point to work on my diction so the audience can understand me alot better.

Have to make it part of my Edinburgh ritual to climb Arthur’s Seat whenever I am up in Edinburgh whether its rain, hail or shine. I took my last day out from seeing shows and climbed up Arthur’s Seat and enjoyed the view of the city. Awesome place to chill out!! *Pun intended* You felt like as if you were King of Scotland’s comedy if only for a day.

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 From Ledge 2

From Ledge 

From Arthurs Peak

Lunch
Panoramic spot for lunch - I am at the pinanncle of capital of Comedy!!

*Sigh* I will be sad round come Tuesday when all this finished, back to work I go!!!

 

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